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wakeupdreaming

wakeupdreaming.

Warped Tour is the Disneyland for the kids who grew up too fast

(Source: vibes-of-lily, via brow)

normanbecile:

normanbecile:

sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom

ya’know?

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(Source: postimpression, via greetings)

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

(via lizziebthebasedgod)


This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via succeeding)

shouldnt:

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

the movement has started

(via aboutsliam)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via wankbankofamerica)

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot
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